vaginafumes asked: Do nuns wear bras?
no bc god supports everything amen
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick